My Trilby Tour strides have arrived and they're 32" . . .

but my waist is currently 38".

They look quite graphic - like my crotch has been vacuum-packed.

I'm in a bit of trouble here!

Don't tell Mary, she will be wanting a picture!

BlueCoverman wrote:Don't tell Mary, she will be wanting a picture!

What? Another one?!?

How the f... did you manage to squeeze into them Merc. I wouldn't have even tried if they were that many sizes too small. Hope you didn't bend over in them....

That is quite an achievement Merc it has to be said. No doubt the voice raised a few octaves!

Think Merc will be able to start a Bee Gees tribute band if the trilby tour doesn't work out.

That's got to be one of your best lines yet Grumps!

I got my outfit a few weeks ago, similar problem....the strides are also 32"......inches too long in the leg!!

Think this comp must be for giants

Mercurio wrote:

BlueCoverman wrote:Don't tell Mary, she will be wanting a picture!

What? Another one?!?

As the song says .... "you can keep you hat on ...."

You better employ your caddy to put a tee in the ground and pick your ball out of the hole.

I started the Dukan diet this week - I only lasted two days because I ran out of meat at home and was famished on the second evening.

I've got a big night out tonight so I'll look to start it again either tomorrow or Sunday and stick with it - this week was always going to be a bad week to start it.