How men and women record things in their diaries . . .
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How men and women record things in their diaries . . .
Wife's Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing..' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt..........who the hell misses a two-foot putt ?
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing..' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.
Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt..........who the hell misses a two-foot putt ?
Mercurio- Posts : 598
Join date : 2011-12-13
Re: How men and women record things in their diaries . . .
Merc...you missed a bit:-
Wife's Diary:
We made love and then he fell asleep; I cried.
Husband's Diary
Who the hell misses a two-foot putt? Got a shag tonight though
Wife's Diary:
We made love and then he fell asleep; I cried.
Husband's Diary
Who the hell misses a two-foot putt? Got a shag tonight though
BlueCoverman- Posts : 2943
Join date : 2011-12-16
Location : Essex
Re: How men and women record things in their diaries . . .
Trust you to bring the thread into the gutter
You beat me to it though....
You beat me to it though....
1GrumpyGolfer- Posts : 3782
Join date : 2011-12-12
Location : Pennsylvania
Re: How men and women record things in their diaries . . .
It was probably even money that you or I would add the punch line!
BlueCoverman- Posts : 2943
Join date : 2011-12-16
Location : Essex
Re: How men and women record things in their diaries . . .
Damn, we're predictable
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