A Poem for Valentines Day

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A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:26 am

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try and surprise
Oscar Pistorius
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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by 1GrumpyGolfer on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:32 am

Nice one Blue, where did you get that; sickipedia?

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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by Davie on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:32 am

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Fancy a cheese toastie?

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try and surprise
Oscar Pistorius

Even with no legs he still shoots better than Fernando Torres
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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:07 am

That was pretty bad Grumps I agree (hangs head in shame)
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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by 1GrumpyGolfer on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:33 am

I hear he might be in the clear Blue, footprints were found leading away from the house.

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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:10 am

Shocking Grumps, and you had a go at me for bad taste Innocent
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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by 1GrumpyGolfer on Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:37 am

No you interpreted it as such. I was just questioning your creative abilities. It's amazing how quick the dark/sick jokes come out.

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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by LadyPutt on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:20 pm

Davie wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Fancy a cheese toastie?
Love it, Davie! I like the Pistorius one, too but that's better. Laughing
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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by Mary_S on Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:07 pm

This one from Rovers to City fans worked for me!

City are Red
Rovers are Blue
We look likely to stay up
Unlike you!

It is amazing how quickly the topical jokes etc start doing the rounds. I really hope that it was just an awful accident. I know that Steve was amazed at the "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude of the people in SA with regard to intruders.



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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by Doc on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:25 am

Shame about the bloke as he's become a massive icon in SA, and he had the world at his knees Innocent

Moonpig are not happy about some of the personalised cards they're sending out: Roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch and prepare to fisted just isn't acceptable these days.
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Re: A Poem for Valentines Day

Post by 1GrumpyGolfer on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:44 am

I thought the text was okay Doc, they didn't like the upload your own photo that accompanied it.

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