A Poem for Valentines Day

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try and surprise
Oscar Pistorius

Nice one Blue, where did you get that; sickipedia?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Fancy a cheese toastie?

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try and surprise
Oscar Pistorius

Even with no legs he still shoots better than Fernando Torres

That was pretty bad Grumps I agree (hangs head in shame)

I hear he might be in the clear Blue, footprints were found leading away from the house.

Shocking Grumps, and you had a go at me for bad taste

No you interpreted it as such. I was just questioning your creative abilities. It's amazing how quick the dark/sick jokes come out.

Davie wrote:Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Fancy a cheese toastie?

Love it, Davie! I like the Pistorius one, too but that's better.

This one from Rovers to City fans worked for me!

City are Red
Rovers are Blue
We look likely to stay up
Unlike you!

It is amazing how quickly the topical jokes etc start doing the rounds. I really hope that it was just an awful accident. I know that Steve was amazed at the "shoot first, ask questions later" attitude of the people in SA with regard to intruders.

Shame about the bloke as he's become a massive icon in SA, and he had the world at his knees

Moonpig are not happy about some of the personalised cards they're sending out: Roses are straight, violets are twisted, bend over bitch and prepare to fisted just isn't acceptable these days.

I thought the text was okay Doc, they didn't like the upload your own photo that accompanied it.