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Post by LondonJonnyO on Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:11 am

Well we have confirmation... It's a girl. So no Elwood... No Adolf... No Himmler.... But I am now seriously considering letticia! Slug and Letticia. Good combination whoever suggested that.

I am a bit worried now though. How on earth do I cope with a girl? I was murder with my sister and blokes. I can see serious issues down the line here Twisted Evil
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Doc on Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:30 pm

You'll get used to it mate and have plenty of fun at the same time. My daughter even today enjoys telling people how I was the most feared bloke on my estate, as she was allowed girlfriends in the house constantly, but boys were scared to come into the street. She told me a couple of years ago that 2 lads were a few houses away and waiting for my daughter, when I decided to nip out for a paper. I didn't see it but these 2 lads clocked me and dived through a neighbours hedge to hide Smile
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by gaelgowfer on Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:11 pm

Congratulations LJ. Just try to enjoy them. It's a very old cliche but they do indeed grow up very quickly.

How on earth do I cope with a girl?

Hire Doc!

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:58 am

Many congratulations LJ

How do you cope with a girl?...you can do what I do and pay for my teenage daughter to go to a private girls only school. Keeps her away from all the grubby little herberts, costs a bloody fortune though!

Oh and buy her a pony. She will be too busy looking after that to worry about boys. Mind you that costs me a bloody fortune as well!

All joking aside, well done, I am sure she will make you very proud. There are few things in life as precious as a daughter
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Maverick on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:17 am

LJ well done my man didn't know you had it in you Razz

I feel your fear and the fact my oldest is only a year from being a teenager so the fear is coming more frequently. My solution is to move to another country where she knows no boys.........

If thats to extreme an option then be safe in the knowledge that by being a fair, honest and open parent with your daughter then she will respect your wishes and not look to rebel against you...

p.s still encourage your dad to bring home random girls for dads approval
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LadyPutt on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:42 am

Well done LJ and congratulations to you and Corrine. bounce Look at it this way - she's more likely to make it onto the LET and therefore earn some money for her poor old Dad than she would on the ET if she were a boy. Then she can employ you as her caddy and you're quids in! Innocent
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:59 am

That's a non-starter LP...caddies are not allowed to wear lime green trousers! Smile
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Doon the Water on Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:55 am

....as for a name
How about Ladybird.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:01 am

BlueCoverman wrote:That's a non-starter LP...caddies are not allowed to wear lime green trousers! Smile

I suspect there is more of a problem with see-through trousers.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:12 am

That's great news LJ - I have two daughters and very quickly cultivated a threatening snarl that Doc seems to have sorted as well.

Was this the 20 week scan? 'Cos my daughter has just had hers and she will be adding a boy to the family. That's 2 granddaughters and now a grandson as well! I feel blessed. cheers
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:17 am

No Shanker. This is a week 36 scan.. so it's about a month away.

I am trying to get as much alcohol into my system as possible in the next month to make up for the enforced cold turkey to come shortly afterwards.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:25 am

Well many congratulations to you and yours and I hope everything continues to be tickettyboo.

I expect, next time we meet up to play, that all your shirts will have that little gloop of babysick on the shoulder.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:43 am

oldshanker wrote:Well many congratulations to you and yours and I hope everything continues to be tickettyboo.

I expect, next time we meet up to play, that all your shirts will have that little gloop of babysick on the shoulder.

As opposed to the big gloop of ringersick that is usually there?
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Fri Feb 03, 2012 7:20 am

LondonJonnyO wrote:
oldshanker wrote:Well many congratulations to you and yours and I hope everything continues to be tickettyboo.

I expect, next time we meet up to play, that all your shirts will have that little gloop of babysick on the shoulder.

As opposed to the big gloop of ringersick that is usually there?

Innocent

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by smithersjones on Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:32 pm

Nice one LJ, the ideal family unit!

My daughter's 6 months now, and has been an expert at puking over daddy, avoiding any muslin present with amazing regularity, for most of that time! So we'll have baby sick on both sides if we have a rematch!

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by diggers on Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:37 pm

Everyone keeps telling me I should want a boy as we already have a girl, think Id probably rather have another girl to be honest, seem to be far less hassle. All the little lads seem to be complete psychos. Not that I really mind either way as long as it comes out safe and sound.

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:28 pm

SJ my little fella is allergic to so much that he vomits with exceptional power. So much so that I am intending to have him cast as a vomit machine if they ever remake the exorcist.

How's your little girl coming along? Got a set of sticks yet?
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by drive4show on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:44 pm

smithersjones wrote:Nice one LJ, the ideal family unit!

My daughter's 6 months now, and has been an expert at puking over daddy, avoiding any muslin present with amazing regularity, for most of that time! So we'll have baby sick on both sides if we have a rematch!

Had to do a double take there, thought that said something else.

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:56 pm

Careful d4s, we don't want to have to strip you of the captaincy!
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Mary_S on Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:52 am

Congratulations LJ - she will be "sugar and spice and all things nice" - many years of happiness ahead! Smile
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Noshankingtonite on Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:16 am

Congrats LJ - Leticia is a great name, better than Morticia... that might not go down well with 'er indoors..
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by diggers on Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:27 pm

Well mine turned out to be a girl as well. Lady Diggers Junior 2nd arrived last night after a spirited resistance. I swear if any bloke tells me he thought being at a birth was wonderful I'll deck him, horrific...but worth it.
One knacked Diggers.


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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Davie on Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:35 pm

Congrats Diggers!

Drinks are on you Wink
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by Mary_S on Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:56 pm

Congratulations Diggers - best wishes to Mrs D. and the junior Diggers. Smile
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by 1GrumpyGolfer on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:53 am

Congrats Diggers. Wishing you and your extended family all the best. Hope mum and baby are doing great.

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:21 am

diggers wrote:Well mine turned out to be a girl as well. Lady Diggers Junior 2nd arrived last night after a spirited resistance. I swear if any bloke tells me he thought being at a birth was wonderful I'll deck him, horrific...but worth it.
One knacked Diggers.


I know exactly what you mean Digs. I was there at two of mine and to be fair, I probably would have preferred to be elsewhere - don't tell Mrs OS that whatever you do. affraid

Well done and hugs all round for you and yours. Is that one of each now?
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by diggers on Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:52 am

Cheers guys. Nope, two girls for me OS and that's the lot. Fortunately no young man will be inheriting my golfing skills. Will try and get the girls playing but suspect it might be down the list of hobbies but you never know.

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:53 am

Well I've got 2 girls and a boy. I never got past the horse stage with my girls. You think golf is expensive.......try horses! No
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by MustPuttBetter on Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:01 am

Congrats Digs and the same to Mrs Digs

We have our first due in May and quite a bit of me is hoping for a little girl

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by smithersjones on Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:34 am

Congrats Diggers, try not to let the lack of sleep keep you off here!

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:33 pm

baby is on route apparently. Anyone fancy joining me down the pub while she's pushing it out?
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by BlueCoverman on Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:23 pm

Get down to that hospital and hold her hand LJ...we have all had to do it, why should you be excused? Shocked
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:59 pm

BlueCoverman wrote:Get down to that hospital and hold her hand LJ...we have all had to do it, why should you be excused? Shocked

She's got her mother. I have a cousin who owns a boozer. He'll keep it open for me and the boys whilst she's at it. I'll get a message when she's finished and then we can lock up and get the cohibas out. I'll turn up around thursday to take a look at it.
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Post by BlueCoverman on Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:09 am

Do you know what, come to think of it, that's a much better idea!

Where did you say that boozer was?...I take it we are all invited
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Post by LondonJonnyO on Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:11 am

BlueCoverman wrote:Do you know what, come to think of it, that's a much better idea!

Where did you say that boozer was?...I take it we are all invited

Sure. The more the merrier. Sixteen String in Theydon Bois. I'll also be bring along a recently purchased bottle of Blue Label to crack into at some point.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:16 am

sodding women. They say it starts but then it "stops". I could be in the bloody pub enjoying myself instead of surrounded by noisy relatives winding me up!
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by venice1 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:36 am

LondonJonnyO wrote:sodding women. They say it starts but then it "stops". I could be in the bloody pub enjoying myself instead of surrounded by noisy relatives winding me up!

Thanks for the updates LJO. Your version would make a great sit-com episode.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:33 am

still no arrival... getting a touch frustrated now!
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:33 pm

?????? anything or was it just wind?
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LadyPutt on Wed Feb 29, 2012 9:24 pm

Judging by comments on his Facebook page, I think he's probably a bit busy and about to open the bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label!
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by hogie on Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:05 am

Has she arrived then?

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Post by oldshanker on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:13 am

LadyPutt wrote:Judging by comments on his Facebook page, I think he's probably a bit busy and about to open the bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label!

That's the last we will probably hear from him then LP - he'll crack that with his relatives and then the ringer will come round and knowing him, he will not come a calling without at least a case. I suggest everybody give Essex a wide berth tonight. cheers
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:45 pm

oldshanker wrote:
LadyPutt wrote:Judging by comments on his Facebook page, I think he's probably a bit busy and about to open the bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label!

That's the last we will probably hear from him then LP - he'll crack that with his relatives and then the ringer will come round and knowing him, he will not come a calling without at least a case. I suggest everybody give Essex a wide berth tonight. cheers

She has arrived. 9:49 last night so thats one birthday every four years meaning she'll be around for 72 years before she's allowed to drink.

And the night to avoid the area is Friday. I plan on putting a sizeable amount behind the bar and starting myself on a bottle of champagne before hitting the blue label as my personal bottle for the night.
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by 1GrumpyGolfer on Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:58 pm

Congrats mate

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Post by Davie on Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:55 pm

Congrats LJ - hope all the family is well!
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by oldshanker on Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:44 pm

Well done LJ and Mrs LJ - Has her name been decided on yet? The babe's, not the missus.

Good job I'm going to be in North Norfolk tomorrow, I should be far enough away to miss the backwash. affraid
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by MustPuttBetter on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:33 pm

Congrats LJ
Hope the hangover isn't too nasty!

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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LadyPutt on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:39 pm

Great news! cheers
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by LondonJonnyO on Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:54 am

Ok. It's home. Now does anyone fancy a round of golf in the morning?
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Re: It's a girl!

Post by venice1 on Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:32 am

Congrats LJO! Good to see you haven't changed.
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