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When is it acceptable...

Post by LondonJonnyO on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:20 am

To tell your other half that her arse looks big, or bigger than usual.

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Re: When is it acceptable...

Post by super_realist on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:25 am

As soon as possible, before you end up with a female Shane Lowry.

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Re: When is it acceptable...

Post by Maverick on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:29 am

As soon as she asks the questions

"Do these trouser make my bum look big"

The resposne should be no your arse makes the trousers look big!

Want to keep them trim no way does anyone want their mrs to have a lowery sized derrier!
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Post by LondonJonnyO on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:30 am

My other half got moody the other day when we were sitting on the sofa. She asked if I felt squashed because she was taking up too much space... I responded no I feel squashed as your arse is huge and taking up too much space.

This did not go down well.
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Re: When is it acceptable...

Post by drive4show on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:31 am

Oh I dunno....met a few very pleasant chubbies in my time....... Innocent

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Post by Davie on Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:36 am

They say fat birds are like mopeds ... both fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you getting off one
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Post by LondonJonnyO on Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:02 am

Davie wrote:They say fat birds are like mopeds ... both fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you getting off one

How would they see that unless you invited them round to watch or showed them a video?

You're a sick man Davie doing that sort of thing! No No No
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Post by diggers on Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:09 am

Id say the degree of acceptability is directly proportional to the size of the bloke in questions beer belly. Its the domestic law of equitable obesity.

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Post by BlueCoverman on Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:09 am

Never if you want a shag that night!
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Post by Noshankingtonite on Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:17 am

Winter rules LJ - don't forget 'winter rules'. You know this stuff, we talked about it on Le Noire. scratch It's perfectly acceptable for your woman to have a bit extra poundage between the months of October and March as it's more 'cushion for the pushing' and it gives you something to cuddle up to on cold nights AND that extra bulk helps them carry the ale better back to the pub table. In the summer however, they need to shed at least a stone, drink white wine spritzas and be bendy and flexible. Lord I'm glad we cleared that one up Innocent
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Re: When is it acceptable...

Post by BlueCoverman on Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:38 am

Sounds like you need different women according to the season NST...a Bella lookalike for the winter and a Twiggy lookalike for the summer perhaps? Wink
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